Zürich | Sonntag

 

Basel to Bern via Zürich began with a morning discussing the passive tension of fascia – it’s complicated and also entirely unexpected how I could hold an interest in such a topic but it is only true and I am not being esoteric.

To all woman with black hair and almond eyes from Malaysia, do allow me to let the cat out of the bag so you wouldn’t need to be so shocked when a stranger (I shall refrain from stereotyping the nationality) ie. man sits next to you on the bench, asked you where you are from and then immediately their next line will sound like this, “Are all woman in Malaysia as beautiful as you?” I’ve been in too many situations by now to freak out and run away. Instead this time I just answered, “Of course, you should visit Malaysia for her beautiful women.” Am I wrong?

Then my advice is to remain seated and keep smiling silently, next he will ask you for a drink to enjoy this beautiful day. In an apologetic tone, I declined as my husband will be out of his meeting shortly.

That’s why you’ll have to wear a ring on your fourth finger when you are traveling alone – so you can break strangers’ hearts.

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